"Survivor" Hatch started it all
Hit the beach with stormy squalls
Burned all his team
Jailed - paid no tax
But you could travel more
Why not go pack?
Get up off that couch and live your life
Don't waste another night
Don't let hours just pass
Help Yourself
You've got more class
Help Yourself
Get off your ass
And Help Yourself
Sally Slut had 10 dates tonight
Looking for her mister right
She kissed them all
And maybe more
But you could have more fun
Why not unbolt that door?
Get up off that couch and live your life
Don't waste another night
Don't let hours just pass
Help Yourself
You've got more class
Help Yourself
Get off your ass
And Help Yourself
Jack Fat lost a pound this week
The only goal he tried to beat
He worked so long
To pass the line
But you could do better
Why don't you try?
Get up off that couch and live your life
Don't waste another night
Don't let hours just pass
Help Yourself
You've got more class
Help Yourself
Get off your ass
And Help Yourself
Actors and actresses
That what they are
Only thing they crave
To be a star
Forget their strife
And turn off that TV
Enjoy your own life
And you'll be free
Get up off that couch and live your life
Don't waste another night
Don't let hours just pass
Help Yourself
You've got more class
Help Yourself
Get off your ass
And Help Yourself(c) 2009 P. Giacomini
Notes:
Lyrics By: Pete Giacominihome